Baby Bump or Falling Flab?

July 10, 2009


Ok, so admittedly I’m not a huge deal here. No, really. I just don’t know if this shirt would work on anyone. I’m not sure if I’m carrying child either. I don’t know about those big shoes. What I do know is that this outfit ain’t doin’ me pretty.

That dangerous bump in my midsection is quite realistic. Or is it real? Only time will tell. Of course, if it gets bigger, we won’t know anything until 7 or so months down the road. Look at it closely, though, well actually, I’d prefer you not. But if you do, you’ll notice that instead of jutting out in a nice round shape, I’m really bringing the fattier, flabbier, slightly crushed version of a belly here. It leads me to believe that perhaps…lavendar isn’t my color? Note the pants-induced creased bump. Minor, but majorly nasty.

Verdict: I’m only carrying flab.


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