That Ain’t the Wind Billowing My Dress

June 8, 2009


Don’t let your eyes fool you. Yes, Pregnant or Fat introduces its first actually pregnant chick. Make no mistake about it; I am pregnant, and the kid(s) inside me is/are just waiting to pop out. No worries. I will still do my shopping and talking, and I will do little to cover up the fact that a huge kid is about to come out my belly. This morning, in fact, I decided to just put a gray sheet over my head. Why cover anything up at this point? I think the white car provides an excellent backdrop to my massive pack, and no, I wasn’t about to be run over…but is it staring at me?

Verdict: I’m so pregnant here that I may not be pregnant by the time you read this.


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