That Ain’t the Wind Billowing My Dress

June 8, 2009

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Don’t let your eyes fool you. Yes, Pregnant or Fat introduces its first actually pregnant chick. Make no mistake about it; I am pregnant, and the kid(s) inside me is/are just waiting to pop out. No worries. I will still do my shopping and talking, and I will do little to cover up the fact that a huge kid is about to come out my belly. This morning, in fact, I decided to just put a gray sheet over my head. Why cover anything up at this point? I think the white car provides an excellent backdrop to my massive pack, and no, I wasn’t about to be run over…but is it staring at me?

Verdict: I’m so pregnant here that I may not be pregnant by the time you read this.

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