Wait, Wait…The One in the Middle IS Different!

June 2, 2009

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I love blending into my surroundings, and sometimes I play a game. In the picture above of three green and black objects, can you spot the different one? The one who, 30 years younger, could be pregnant? That’s me. Nope, not that one. The one in the middle. Yeah, I don’t know why some guess the one on the right either! Funny, though…

Anyhow, I think this shirt is just really swell. It captures my curves in all the right places, no? Plus, I love going green. I’ve decided that raising kids, what with the use of disposable diapers, food consumption, and everything else needed to raise a kid hurts the environment. That’s why I’m NOT giving birth. Or am I?

Verdict: Obviously I’m just fat.

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