Wear Pink to Unflatter Curves

May 28, 2009

Wear Pink to Unflatter Curves

Yeah yeah, I’m awesome but I know what you’re thinking. Is the title above my portrait using “Unflatter” as an adjective or a verb? Does it really matter? I decided that when I went out today, I’d show the world that coral pink is the new black. I also love the fact that when I’m standing at the deli counter, my belly sticks out more than anything else. Don’t you just love the cute little bow that’s partially obscured by my belly? I just know I look good, but am I also carrying a child? I could be, or I could just be fat.

Verdict: Fat.

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