The Blonde Orphan Annie Conundrum

May 28, 2009

The Blonde Orphan Annie Conundrum

When little orphan Annie came out in the movies and on Broadway, I knew exactly what I wanted to be when I grew up: A blonde, 30-year-old, sorta-maybe-couldbe preggers Annie. I ditched the red dress with that dreary white collar for a hip, vintage pink potato sack that truly accentuates my curves. Am I pregnant? That little hump is awfully realistic and could be another dyed-blonde starlet, or it could just mean I’m fat.

Verdict: Your guess is as good as mine.

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